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evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP!! (humour)   Leave a comment


evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP!!


Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP.

But I’ve been told I have to teach it anyway.

It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this:

In the beginning we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water.

And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live.

So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with it’s mutant fish hands…

and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this. retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a… monkey fish-frog…

And then this monkey fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and… that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and… that made you!

So there you go! You’re the retarded offspring of five monkeys havin’ butt sex with a fish-squirrel!

Congratulations!
— Mrs Garrison – South Park s10e12 “Go God Go”


Posted 2 May, 2009 by manabrau in humour, Religion Sux Arse, south-park, T.A., tv-quotes