Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!   Leave a comment

TELLY TUBBY
EVIL PLANS

EVIL PLAN

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil – It’s my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, terrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy united nations. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your secret death ray, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

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Posted 13 December, 2009 by manabrau in evil, quiz

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