evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP!!
Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP.
But I’ve been told I have to teach it anyway.
It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this:
In the beginning we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water.
And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live.
So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with it’s mutant fish hands…
and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this. retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a… monkey fish-frog…
And then this monkey fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and… that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and… that made you!
So there you go! You’re the retarded offspring of five monkeys havin’ butt sex with a fish-squirrel!
— Mrs Garrison – South Park s10e12 “Go God Go”
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