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What Religion Best Suits You? (quiz)   Leave a comment


e v i l !!

What Religion Best Suits You?

Theistic/Traditional Satanist
Priding yourself on individuality and honor, you are a true servant of Satan! You retain your devotion even when people mock at your beliefs. To you, Satan is real! Not a concept as defined by the Church of Satan.


Posted 29 March, 2009 by manabrau in quiz

The Evil Atheist… confessions of a minion of Satan   Leave a comment


We non-believers have no morals, we can’t possibly have morals! We don’t *believe* in anything *whatsoever*!

We walk around all day just saying



“smite away, *oh* ‘LORD’…. smite, smite smite smite smite smitity smite smiiiiiite!!!”

“smite! smite me now!!”

hmmm….. don’t we? You know you do, come on be PROUD!! Show a BIT of Atheist PRIDE!! It’s *all* we think about, “hey look at the trees, god didn’t do that! he doesn’t exist! I’m sprang from a puddle of goo!! Billions of years ago.

“There is no god is nope is no is no is no god, larddee dee lardddee dah. there is no god, there is no god, none at all!” all day! every day of the year!!

All of us non-believers, we are are evil, vile creatures, because we don’t believe in GOD, BLASPHEMEEEEEY!!! we are the scum of the earth, we are the scum of the galaxy, we are scum of the universe! we FEED on the glory of being sent to hell along with SATAN… OUR MASTER!!!

there is no basis for regarding our opinion in any regard whatsoever, as it means nothing.. nothing at all…

so that we are easily identifiable, we should wear NEON signs above our heads at all times saying…

everything we say contradicts scripture of the LORD because nothing we say is based in any way, shape, or form of the “reality” that is the TRUTH because we don’t believe in the TRUTH!

if a non-believer says, the sky is blue, it is an abomination, it is a lie, it is a blasphemy if we say that the sun will rise tomorrow, it’s another abomination, another blasphemy, another lie!!

Everything a non-believer says is a blasphemy, because whatever it is that is said by the non-believer, it has no foundation in reality, none what so ever, so everything a non-believer says is a lie!!!

gravity! LIES! evolution! LIES! science! LIES LIES LIES! ALL LIES!!

Because NO non-believer is able to speak even an inkling of truth, so everything the non-believer says or even merely implies, it should be disregarded as irrelevant and blasphemous nonsense! PURE NONSENSE!!

Non-believers walk around all day severed from their belief in the ALMIGHTY,

scheming against the ALMIGHTY, always in collusion with our lord and master Satan,

listening to his every whim, his every thought and enacting on all of those evil things, just to make the believers squirm and writhe and have their very souls eroded by the sheer audacity of there being even one non-believer, let alone an ever burgeoning, swelling number of non-believers, incrementing in number, by lots of six hundred and sixty six… bahahahahh

things like, an atheist drinking water, a blasphemy! water is sanctified and is only for the *believers* to drink

walking to work! more blasphemy as atheists should never show their faces to the sun, it’s an abomination!!

eating a ham sandwich, more blasphemy as the LORD made it so that only the righteous should partake of sustenance to perpetuate their lives!!!

a non-believer breathing oxygen, more blasphemy! an abomination!!

believers need to have the very air they breathe consecrated because of the mere blasphemous abomination of the notion, of the remotest *possibility* that non-believers once had even one molecule of that air in their rotting-with-evil lungs, that those molecules of air were once entrapped in direct contact with the blood of the unholy scum of the universe, the non-believer, the minion of Satan, the blasphemy of the blasphemies, The Evil Atheist.

Posted 23 March, 2009 by manabrau in Religion Sux Arse, T.A.

every frikking abomination in the book….   Leave a comment

every frikking abomination in the book….

Blue Letter Bible makes this stuff so easy to do.. see reference link down the bottom

obviously these are all taken out of context so go read the verses in context if they don’t make sense… hmmm… the irony of that statement, *none* of it makes sense if people are going to prop up their hatred with this stuff…

apparently it’s an abomination to fucking swear, ooops

Genesis 43:32 KJV
“And they set on for him by himself, and for them by themselves, and for the Egyptians, which did eat with him, by themselves: because the Egyptians might not eat bread with the Hebrews; for that [is] an abomination unto the Egyptians.”

Genesis 46:34 KJV
“That ye shall say, Thy servants’ trade hath been about cattle from our youth even until now, both we, [and] also our fathers: that ye may dwell in the land of Goshen; for every shepherd [is] an abomination unto the Egyptians.”

Exodus 8:26 KJV
“And Moses said, It is not meet so to do; for we shall sacrifice the abomination of the Egyptians to the LORD our God: lo, shall we sacrifice the abomination of the Egyptians before their eyes, and will they not stone us?”

Leviticus 7:18 KJV
“And if [any] of the flesh of the sacrifice of his peace offerings be eaten at all on the third day, it shall not be accepted, neither shall it be imputed unto him that offereth it: it shall be an abomination, and the soul that eateth of it shall bear his iniquity.”

Leviticus 11:10 KJV
“And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which [is] in the waters, they [shall be] an abomination unto you:”

Leviticus 11:11 KJV
“They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.”

Leviticus 11:12 KJV
“Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that [shall be] an abomination unto you.”

Leviticus 11:13 KJV
“And these [are they which] ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they [are] an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,”

Leviticus 11:20 KJV
“All fowls that creep, going upon [all] four, [shall be] an abomination unto you.”

Leviticus 11:23 KJV
“But all [other] flying creeping things, which have four feet, [shall be] an abomination unto you.”

Leviticus 11:41 KJV
“And every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth [shall be] an abomination; it shall not be eaten.”

Leviticus 11:42 KJV
“Whatsoever goeth upon the belly, and whatsoever goeth upon [all] four, or whatsoever hath more feet among all creeping things that creep upon the earth, them ye shall not eat; for they [are] an abomination.”

Leviticus 18:22 KJV
“Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.”

Leviticus 20:13 KJV
“If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.”

Deuteronomy 7:25 KJV
“The graven images of their gods shall ye burn with fire: thou shalt not desire the silver or gold [that is] on them, nor take [it] unto thee, lest thou be snared therein: for it [is] an abomination to the LORD thy God.”

Deuteronomy 7:26 KJV
“Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: [but] thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it [is] a cursed thing.”

Deuteronomy 12:31 KJV
“Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods.”

Deuteronomy 13:14 KJV
“Then shalt thou enquire, and make search, and ask diligently; and, behold, [if it be] truth, [and] the thing certain, [that] such abomination is wrought among you;”

Deuteronomy 17:1 KJV
“Thou shalt not sacrifice unto the LORD thy God [any] bullock, or sheep, wherein is blemish, [or] any evilfavouredness: for that [is] an abomination unto the LORD thy God.”

Deuteronomy 17:4 KJV
“And it be told thee, and thou hast heard [of it], and enquired diligently, and, behold, [it be] true, [and] the thing certain, [that] such abomination is wrought in Israel:”

Deuteronomy 18:12 KJV
“For all that do these things [are] an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.”

Deuteronomy 22:5 KJV
“The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God.”

Deuteronomy 23:18 KJV
“Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God.”

Deuteronomy 24:4 KJV
“Her former husband, which sent her away, may not take her again to be his wife, after that she is defiled; for that [is] abomination before the LORD: and thou shalt not cause the land to sin, which the LORD thy God giveth thee [for] an inheritance.”

Deuteronomy 25:16 KJV
“For all that do such things, [and] all that do unrighteously, [are] an abomination unto the LORD thy God.”

Deuteronomy 27:15 KJV
“Cursed [be] the man that maketh [any] graven or molten image, an abomination unto the LORD, the work of the hands of the craftsman, and putteth [it] in [a] secret [place]. And all the people shall answer and say, Amen.”

1 Samuel 13:4 KJV
“And all Israel heard say [that] Saul had smitten a garrison of the Philistines, and [that] Israel also was had in abomination with the Philistines. And the people were called together after Saul to Gilgal.”

1 Kings 11:5 KJV
“For Solomon went after Ashtoreth the goddess of the Zidonians, and after Milcom the abomination of the Ammonites.”

1 Kings 11:7 KJV
“Then did Solomon build an high place for Chemosh, the abomination of Moab, in the hill that [is] before Jerusalem, and for Molech, the abomination of the children of Ammon.”

2 Kings 23:13 KJV
“And the high places that [were] before Jerusalem, which [were] on the right hand of the mount of corruption, which Solomon the king of Israel had builded for Ashtoreth the abomination of the Zidonians, and for Chemosh the abomination of the Moabites, and for Milcom the abomination of the children of Ammon, did the king defile.”

Psalms 88:8 KJV
“Thou hast put away mine acquaintance far from me; thou hast made me an abomination unto them: [I am] shut up, and I cannot come forth.”

Proverbs 3:32 KJV
“For the froward [is] abomination to the LORD: but his secret [is] with the righteous.”

Proverbs 6:16 KJV
“These six [things] doth the LORD hate: yea, seven [are] an abomination unto him:”

Proverbs 8:7 KJV
“For my mouth shall speak truth; and wickedness [is] an abomination to my lips.”

Proverbs 11:1 KJV
“A false balance [is] abomination to the LORD: but a just weight [is] his delight.”

Proverbs 11:20 KJV
“They that are of a froward heart [are] abomination to the LORD: but [such as are] upright in [their] way [are] his delight.”

Proverbs 12:22 KJV
“Lying lips [are] abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly [are] his delight.”

Proverbs 13:19 KJV
“The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul: but [it is] abomination to fools to depart from evil.”

Proverbs 15:8 KJV
“The sacrifice of the wicked [is] an abomination to the LORD: but the prayer of the upright [is] his delight.”

Proverbs 15:9 KJV
“The way of the wicked [is] an abomination unto the LORD: but he loveth him that followeth after righteousness.”

Proverbs 15:26 KJV
“The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words.”

Proverbs 16:5 KJV
“Every one [that is] proud in heart [is] an abomination to the LORD: [though] hand [join] in hand, he shall not be unpunished.”

Proverbs 16:12 KJV
“[It is] an abomination to kings to commit wickedness: for the throne is established by righteousness.”

Proverbs 17:15 KJV
“He that justifieth the wicked, and he that condemneth the just, even they both [are] abomination to the LORD.”

Proverbs 20:10 KJV
“Divers weights, [and] divers measures, both of them [are] alike abomination to the LORD.”

Proverbs 20:23 KJV
“Divers weights [are] an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance [is] not good.”

Proverbs 21:27 KJV
“The sacrifice of the wicked [is] abomination: how much more, [when] he bringeth it with a wicked mind?”

Proverbs 24:9 KJV
“The thought of foolishness [is] sin: and the scorner [is] an abomination to men.”

Proverbs 28:9 KJV
“He that turneth away his ear from hearing the law, even his prayer [shall be] abomination.”

Proverbs 29:27 KJV
“An unjust man [is] an abomination to the just: and [he that is] upright in the way [is] abomination to the wicked.”

Isaiah 1:13 KJV
“Bring no more vain oblations; incense is an abomination unto me; the new moons and sabbaths, the calling of assemblies, I cannot away with; [it is] iniquity, even the solemn meeting.”

Isaiah 41:24 KJV
“Behold, ye [are] of nothing, and your work of nought: an abomination [is he that] chooseth you.”

Isaiah 44:19 KJV
“And none considereth in his heart, neither [is there] knowledge nor understanding to say, I have burned part of it in the fire; yea, also I have baked bread upon the coals thereof; I have roasted flesh, and eaten [it]: and shall I make the residue thereof an abomination? shall I fall down to the stock of a tree?”

Isaiah 66:17 KJV
“They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves in the gardens behind one [tree] in the midst, eating swine’s flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the LORD.”

Jeremiah 2:7 KJV
“And I brought you into a plentiful country, to eat the fruit thereof and the goodness thereof; but when ye entered, ye defiled my land, and made mine heritage an abomination.”

Jeremiah 6:15 KJV
“Were they ashamed when they had committed abomination? nay, they were not at all ashamed, neither could they blush: therefore they shall fall among them that fall: at the time [that] I visit them they shall be cast down, saith the LORD.”

Jeremiah 8:12 KJV
“Were they ashamed when they had committed abomination? nay, they were not at all ashamed, neither could they blush: therefore shall they fall among them that fall: in the time of their visitation they shall be cast down, saith the LORD.”

Jeremiah 32:35 KJV
“And they built the high places of Baal, which [are] in the valley of the son of Hinnom, to cause their sons and their daughters to pass through [the fire] unto Molech; which I commanded them not, neither came it into my mind, that they should do this abomination, to cause Judah to sin.”

Ezekiel 16:50 KJV
“And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw [good].”

Ezekiel 18:12 KJV
“Hath oppressed the poor and needy, hath spoiled by violence, hath not restored the pledge, and hath lifted up his eyes to the idols, hath committed abomination,”

Ezekiel 22:11 KJV
“And one hath committed abomination with his neighbour’s wife; and another hath lewdly defiled his daughter in law; and another in thee hath humbled his sister, his father’s daughter.”

Ezekiel 33:26 KJV
“Ye stand upon your sword, ye work abomination, and ye defile every one his neighbour’s wife: and shall ye possess the land?”

Daniel 11:31 KJV
“And arms shall stand on his part, and they shall pollute the sanctuary of strength, and shall take away the daily [sacrifice], and they shall place the abomination that maketh desolate.”

Daniel 12:11 KJV
“And from the time [that] the daily [sacrifice] shall be taken away, and the abomination that maketh desolate set up, [there shall be] a thousand two hundred and ninety days.”

Malichi 2:11 KJV
“Judah hath dealt treacherously, and an abomination is committed in Israel and in Jerusalem; for Judah hath profaned the holiness of the LORD which he loved, and hath married the daughter of a strange god.”

Mathew 24:15 KJV
“When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)”

Mark 13:14 KJV
“But when ye shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing where it ought not, (let him that readeth understand,) then let them that be in Judaea flee to the mountains:”

Luke 16:15 KJV
“And he said unto them, Ye are they which justify yourselves before men; but God knoweth your hearts: for that which is highly esteemed among men is abomination in the sight of God.”

Revelation 21:27 KJV
“And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither [whatsoever] worketh abomination, or [maketh] a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb’s book of life.”

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Posted 21 March, 2009 by manabrau in bible, Religion Sux Arse

religious excuses for hating gays…. (offensive-religio-rant-humour)   Leave a comment

religion, dividing the world, again still….

what’s the most likely religious reason excuse as to why religious people hate gays?

I mean it says in the bible in that Leviticus bit:

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.

and then again, but with more vigilanteeism

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

Frankly I don’t see why the male chauvinists haven’t latched onto these ones, I mean people are always interpreting the bible however the frack they want and getting away with it, so how about this interpretation of Lev 18:22?

Leviticus 18:22 Do not tell lies to your fellow men (like how you tell lies to women) as it is uncool!

or how about this play on words of Leviticus 20:13?

Leviticus 20:13 If a man fucks another man, once he has already fucked a woman, then both that woman and that man shall be put to death!

So, if you ‘lay’ with a man the same way you ‘lay’ with a woman, doesn’t that imply that you have had to have had already been ‘laid’ by the woman in the first place. So that implies to me that it’s OK to be gay, as long as you aren’t switching sides later on!! LOL! urrr… and if you do flip sides after taking a woman, then the woman is responsible for turning the man gay… (yes, chauvinists should like that one too) ..

of all of these excuses for gayophobia in the bible that i can find, they don’t mention that girl on girl action is bad, so one can only assume it’s not OK for guys, but being gay is OK for girls… 😀

oh, and then there is this beauty from Doo-too-ron-oh-me (sounds like a droid designation! “Doo-Too!! Doo-Too Oh-Too, where are you?!”)

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Charming. makes me want to be a cross dresser, or get a sex change, and then wear men’s clothing! Or maybe the author of Do-Too Oh-Too didn’t want women to be wearing any male appendages? “The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man” … maybe that author got a *really* bad birthday present from his woman once, ie. she wore the appendage as a trophy…


Those three verses (old testament by the way) are probably the only three biblical excuses for gating hays, however, those same verses are probably the basis for lots of christian bigotry.

and if you didn’t know, the most famously quoted version of the bible, the King James Version, doesn’t even have the word “homosexual” in it at all, it uses the word “effeminate”, so anybody using the word “homosexual” when quoting the bible, is using one of those versions where somebody has gone and got a convenient translation of the bible. I’ve seen christians quoting the King James Bible, but then in the next paragraph they are making quotes from the bible that use the word “homosexual”.. that’s deceitful is it not?

and the word “gay” appears only once in the KJV….

James 2:3 And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:

i like that one… so apart from the O.T. rubbish from bible, what is the religious reason excuse why people hate gays?

I think it’s because gay people *are* gay… not a little bit of the time, not some of the time, not most of the time, no.. they are gay *ALL* the time, because that’s who/what/how they are.

just like i am me, not some of the time, not most of the time, but all of the time.

and no, it’s not strictly a religious reason…

just like a christian is a christian *all* the time, not a little bit of the time, not some of the time, not most of the time, a christian is a christian at all times… right? well, at least they are supposed to be christian all the time because if they are not christian all of the time, then they are not christian at all.

but…… there are obviously some people who just can’t fucking understand the concept that “people are people” and that other people think differently to them. which would explain why USA christians rail against atheists far more than they do against other religious people – to them their line of thinking is that at least other people believe in a god of some sort, I guess it is easy for the christian to say to themselves that other people’s gods are just their mistaken view of the christian god, than it is for christians to accept that people don’t believe at all.

so as stupid as it sounds, let’s just write it out loud

you are, who you are…

sounds like an easy concept to digest, right? … should be a no-brainer right? hmmm… but apparently *not*, given the carry on we’ve all seen online… (if you haven’t, welcome to the internet, remember not to believe everything you see and read and you’ll do fine)

see, i think some people just can’t understand or cope with their world not being how they want it to be, and that’s a problem, not only for them, but for the people they are bigoted towards.

Nobody can change *who* someone is, you can only change yourself, so being a bigot to someone, isn’t the best way to go about trying to change someone’s way of life.

You could even beat someone for being gay, and they might pretend to not be gay, just to escape being beaten, and eventually they could become ‘straight’ just to conform, just to blend in, but… who’s fucking business is that in the first place anyway? Certainly not someone who has *never* even met you, you can’t change people’s hearts, at least not in the space of two seconds.

You could beat someone for being christian, but would they not just say that they are not believers any more so as to avoid being beaten? would they really stop believing in Jesus, just because you seem to have beaten it out of them?

and some people, clearly can’t even be themselves, so to compensate, they want everyone else to also not be themselves, so they tell these other people these things “stop being yourself, it’s an abomination”, but, really it’s a matter of .. “If i can’t get to be who I want to be, then no-one else is going to get to be who they want to be either!!” … well, that’s the impression I get!

“My life is a pointless boring misery so *yours* is going to be the same as well, because I’m too lazy to make a mark in this world, because that requires hard work.”

Aside from it not being someone’s business what other people do in their bedrooms, if you don’t like looking at people who are gay, then don’t look at them. Pretty simple, right? After all, you do realise that teh gays are easily identifiable by the flashing neon lights built into the sleeves of their fluorescent jump suits, so just look away when you see the neon.

it will be pink neon, usually.


and you know, maybe those people who are worried that their school age children are getting a ‘bad’ influence from gay teachers have a point. after all it would be rather distracting to the child’s concentration to say the least as it takes effort to treat people with respect especially when they do not deserve it, not to mention they might grow up to be more tolerant of people who are different to them. can’t have that happening, now can we? so parents who are concerned that their kids are being “poorly” influenced should be sure to ask their kid’s if any of their school teachers are having Mardi Gras every class time with scantily clad gay folk parading up and down between the desks? or if any of their teachers wear pink neon lights on their jump suits?


and you know, maybe those rabid packs of homosexuals running around the streets, gang raping paranoid mountain preachers in the arse, just *might* be a problem for society… I mean, those pink neon jump suits might blind some drivers at night time if these rabid-gay-pack-gangs become very large… put all those gays in the one spot and teh gay neon light would be blinding to those astronauts up on the International Space Station.


oh, and wouldn’t it be a *real* shame if everyone was gay and the human race died out because no-one could have a naturally conceived child any more? I mean, we ALL know that children can only be made when the heterosexual man puts his who-who-dilly in the heterosexual woman’s cha-cha!! right?

So if everyone has turned to teh gay side, then there are no more humans being made because it’s just not possible for gay people to have children, is it? Two guys can’t make a baby, two girls can’t make a baby. I mean it’s not like gay men would have sex with a woman for the sole purpose of conceiving?!? ewwwwww… not even if you were last member of the opposite sex in the world, honey! not even to save the human race!! ewwwwwwww!!! and it’s not like children can be artificially conceived and then implanted into the womb! that’s science fiction! and even if it is possible, those children would be evil, conceived and born without souls! (but at least they would be born with pinky neony flashy lighty jumpy suits)

(yes, these sarcasms are actually based on real fundy arguments… this blog is completely based on REAL and ACTUAL things alleged “christians” have said to me on the internet … except the flashing pink neon.. i think it was actually more like a pink ribbon instead … )

(oh.. i wonder what my point was?)


(oh.. i remember now)

those people who do hate gays, hate gays out of fear… again, it’s all about fear.

a fear that their world might collapse because someone might be doing something somewhere that’s somehow going to mess up their lives at some time in the future in some way, and it’s out of their control, way out of their control in fact and it’s going to happen at *any* second… just like Jesus is coming, in like .. five minutes from now… it’s all about fear and everybody knows what fear leads to… the Dark Side… 😦

so these people act out, but their ‘venting’ hurts people, some people have died *just* for being gay at the hands of some christian warrior for Jesus or some sort of foot soldier for god, because we all know how busy god is at being impotent omnipotent…

maybe these males who hate gays, just simply fear that upon having butt secks, they might just find it to be pleasurable? I mean we all know how good taking a good shit feels, having butt secks can’t be too much different from that, right?…


another (possibly offensive for those without spines) ramble, mostly written on 20th March 2009, mostly…

imagine Keeping your religion to yourself… (religio-rant)   Leave a comment


mostly written, 13th March 2009, mostly….

imagine Keeping your religion to yourself… for the sake of the earth

imagine, if you will, there is no heaven (hehee) and that there are civilisations out there in the depths of space, thousands or millions of light years away, or billions of light years away half way across the universe.

Imagine these ‘aliens’ have technology that is so powerful and advanced that they could systematically wipe out everyone on earth. They could wipe us out from orbit and we’d never even see their faces, not even once. In fact they could obliterate us with an automated probe fired off from the other side of the galaxy and not even get with 100,000 light years of us…

it’s not impossible. you’ve all seen Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Star Wars, shit man, if we can think it up then it’s *possible*, somehow it’s possible.

now imagine this alien culture already have their god and have been set in their ways for tens of thousands of years with their religion, or better still, no god or religions at all, imagine a culture not divided in the least over shit that doesn’t really matter, imagine what we could do after twenty thousand years of *civil* civilisation. Imagine if this alien culture has actually outlawed public displays of religion because they went and nuked their own planet twenty thousand years ago over who’s god was better on their own planet… imagine a war between planets over who’s god was better?

now imagine if these aliens got wind of us earthlings with our Jesuses or our Krishnas and Allahs and Spaghetti Monsters and Big Bird and Count Draculas (vun too tree victims ha ha ha ha), now imagine this culture, is adamant that religion is a very bad thing, and that as a society they have sworn to eradicate every trace of religion in the galaxy *before* these cultures who have religion get out there and corrupt the rest of the galaxy with religious nonsense.

now imagine if they took extreme offence at this notion of openly promoting religion or there being a supreme being

now imagine that they went on a crusade like the christians did back hundreds of years ago against the Muslims. the christians back then did not have any problem with slaughtering *Every* person in a town, tens of thousands of ppl killed at the hands of the soldiers of christ in mere days, for not believing in Jesus.

now imagine every life form on earth being slaughtered for believing in some spurious god notion thing without a shred of proof…

before we offend some alien culture and get wiped off the face of the earth, we need to get rid of religion

what? u didn’t think there was a point to this one did you?

Posted 13 March, 2009 by manabrau in aliens, Religion Sux Arse

The Ancients Didn’t Need Faith… (religio-rant)   Leave a comment


The Ancients Didn’t Need Faith…

mostly written 7/03/09, mostly…

if the bible is to believed, then it’s true…

Jesus performed miracles by the hundreds…

Matthew 4:23 And Jesus went about all Galilee, teaching in their synagogues, and preaching the gospel of the kingdom, and healing all manner of sickness and all manner of disease among the people. 24 And his fame went throughout all Syria: and they brought unto him all sick people that were taken with divers diseases and torments, and those which were possessed with devils, and those which were lunatick, and those that had the palsy; and he healed them.

Moses turned the waters into blood at god’s command

Exodus 7:20 And Moses and Aaron did so, as the LORD commanded; and he lifted up the rod, and smote the waters that [were] in the river, in the sight of Pharaoh, and in the sight of his servants; and all the waters that [were] in the river were turned to blood.

and Moses also parted the waters

Exodus 14:21 And Moses stretched out his hand over the sea; and the LORD caused the sea to go [back] by a strong east wind all that night, and made the sea dry [land], and the waters were divided.

and Noah did that two animal thing with Captain Stubing and The Love Boat, but we don’t need to quote all of them as my point is made.

Now this god, supposedly, is never changing, the perfect god, so… why doesn’t this god dude come back – or send his proxy again and do some more miracles? the ancients did not have to take the word of someone, so why should we take the word of people making speculations that god is so amazing.

oh… I know… sure it’s very likely that the bible is based upon actual events and actual people, but two thousand years not one miracle? could it be that the bible is full of exaggerations and anecdotes and tall tales? Oh OK! I lie, some angels came and saw Humammad, I mean Muhammad (peace be under him), about 610AD I think it was, so no contact from god in 1400 years…

Suffice to say, the ancients did not *need* to have faith, god was smiting stuff left right and centre and healing people and all sorts of godly shit all over the place, so much for this never changing god

(ps. i think i got this idea off of someone, my apologies to that person as I can’t remember who it was, but it’s an excellent point that is worthy of repeating, so credit to them! 🙂

Posted 7 March, 2009 by manabrau in Religion Sux Arse

Has Jesus already returned? (religio-rant)   Leave a comment

What would have happened to Jesus if he had been in Salem at the time of the witch burnings back in the 1690s?

It is *not* beyond the realm of possibility that Jesus would have been burnt at the stake for heresy, and it’s not beyond the realm of possibilities that Jesus is sitting in a looney bin RIGHT NOW with drool coming out the side of his mouth from being doped up on whatever it is they use to keep people with mental illnesses “calm” because he “claimed” to be the Messiah!!

Seriously, you’re walking down the street minding your own business and some hobo looking dude smelling of urine (actually it wouldn’t matter if he was wearing a three piece suit and smelt of some Calvin Klein for men cologne) walks up to you on the street and says

HOBO: “hello my child, will you believe in me? For I am the Messiah, returneth. Here I am today, right now, and I have chosen you to be my first disciple. Will you walk with me on this journey to save this world?”

What would you do?

I’d roll my eyes and keep moving right from the moment he said “will you believe in me” , if he insisted and or persisted with this conversation, my defenses would go up and I’d be mentally preparing to deck this guy or be ready to at least return the hostile attitude the instant he started getting hostile himself. If he started rattling off things about me, my name for instance, I’d assume this guy was stalking me, I would assume that he is dangerous, I would not be amazed that this random person knew my name, I would think he was up to no good whatsoever.

I’ve been accosted before with people pushing their religions in my face, and to me that is offensive and rude. If this guy was truly Jesus he would *know* how offended I would be by his contacting me like this *already*, and he wouldn’t be stopping me in the street, he would be rocking up to my house, knocking on my door.

But, what would *you* do?

Everyone (that’s the “christian-everyone”) is waiting for Jesus to return? You christians may have already killed the poor Jesus bastard and nullified your second coming already…

and seriously, ask yourself this, how sure are you that *you* are not the Messiah?

“He’s not the Messiah!! He’s a VERY naughty boy!!”
–monty python

Posted 7 March, 2009 by manabrau in Religion Sux Arse